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Hello everyone! We are CYBER JAPAN DANCERS!
I'm Kara-chan!
I'm Miyami!
I'm Haruka!
I'm Hazurin!
I'm Karen!
This time, we have a very, very, very special guest!
Let's call him in!
One, two...
Welcome!
I'm Hikaru-chan!
We're here!
Let's give them a round of applause!
Let's go and raise the tension!
What are we doing today?
Today...
Egashira-san, you're always wearing leggings.
I'm wearing sweatpants.
Yes, sweatpants.
I'd like you to use these sweatpants as much as you can.
This time, we'd like you to do a physical fitness test with CYBER JAPAN DANCERS!
This...
Are you going to make me naked?
No, no!
I'm sorry.
I'm not confident about this.
Are you confident about this?
Yes, of course.
Oh! Good!
Let's do it!
Okay! Let's do it!
Yeah!
Okay! Come on!
I want to do it!
We will challenge three types of challenges.
The first one is "half-up side jump".
We will see how many times we can do it.
The second one is "state-up".
We have six people today.
We will make a pair of three people.
We will see how many times we can do it in a limited time.
The last one is "state-down".
We will see how many centimeters we can do it.
We will decide the winner of this challenge.
Okay!
For the winner of this challenge...
If CYBER JAPAN DANCERS wins...
We will get a present from Egashira-san.
Why!?
I don't like it!
Why!? Okay, I will give you a spot in the end.
No!
Wait! Haruka! Why do you say you don't like it!?
This is really expensive!
You like it, don't you!?
I like it!
Well, in the script, it's cash.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
What is this!?
Hey! It's you!
It's you!
Cash!? I don't have it!
Cash!?
Do you want meat?
I want meat!
Oh, you're not feeling well, are you?
So, if I win...
If you win...
We're CYBER JAPAN DANCERS, so we'll surround you and make you dance to our victory dance.
Oh, I like that!
That's awesome! I want to see it!
So, let's do it!
Oh!
So, I'd like to start the first corner, jumping side to side.
All right!
How should we do it?
Rock-paper-scissors?
Let's do rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Wait a minute! If you win rock-paper-scissors, I'll do the first and second.
Oh, so the winner will do the first and second?
Yes!
OK!
Rock-paper-scissors, go!
Oh!
The winner will do it first!
All right!
Rock-paper-scissors, go!
Oh!
The winner will do it first!
Rock-paper-scissors, go!
Oh!
Rock-paper-scissors, go!
All right!
Rock-paper-scissors, go!
OK!
Let's do it in this order!
OK!
This is how we count the number of times we jump side to side.
Every time we cross this line, we count one more time.
The time limit is 20 seconds.
All right!
So we're going to count, right?
Yes! Please!
Are you ready?
Please!
Let's go!
Yes!
Ready, go!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20 ,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,3 7,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,43!
Wow!
(Applause)
Thank you!
Captain!
Wow! You did a good job!
Wow!
43!
You did a good job!
Thank you!
Wow!
It's getting harder and harder!
Wow!
OK, next!
Breasts!
(Laughter)
Yes!
She is a little big person, so it may be quite difficult.
Let's go!
Can you do it?
I'll do my best!
Can you do it?
Yes!
Ready!
Start!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20 ,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,30,31,33,33,33,35,36,37,3 8,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50!
Wow!
Is it 44?
It's between 44 and 55.
OK, it's 44!
44!
Wow!
It's quite amazing!
Isn't it amazing?
(Laughter)
It's amazing!
It's definitely a motor nerve!
Miyabi, let's go!
OK?
Yes!
Ready!
Start!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20 ,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,30,33,33,34,35,36,37,38,3 9,40,41,42,43,44,45!
43!
45!
Well, you didn't do one count!
(Laughter)
It's 44!
(Laughter)
It's close!
OK!
Wow!
It's close!
You're good!
What's your goal?
My goal!
What is it?
Wow!
(Laughter)
OK, Mr. Igashira!
Are you ready?
OK, come on!
Ready, go!
(Counting numbers)
Wow!
425!
(Applause)
Wow, Mr. Igashira!
Wait a minute!
What number am I now?
You are in first place.
Wow!
(Applause)
OK!
I will definitely let you go!
Oh, I didn't say "let you go".
I'm in first place, aren't I?
(Laughter)
Mr. Igashira, you are definitely an advanced athletic person.
You have long legs!
(Laughter)
They are insanely long!
Let's go!
OK!
Ready, go!
(Counting numbers)
I'm in first place!
Wow!
Are you OK?
Oh!
Wow!
OK!
(Counting numbers)
(Laughter)
I will let you go!
The viewers want to see you.
(Laughter)
I will let you go!
The viewers want to see you.
(Laughter)
Let's go! Ready, start!
(Counting)
Wow!
Really!
49!
Wow!
The speed was completely different!
Wow!
Great!
The first place is
HARACHAN!
Wow!
You are in second place.
Am I in second place?
You are in second place, so there is still a possibility of reversal.
I wanted to see your eyebrows!
(Laughter)
Katsue is in third place.
(Laughter)
Let's move on to the next stage.
Let's go!
Next, we will do "Jyotai-koshi".
(Applause)
Six people, one pair of two people.
Yes.
There are three pairs.
Let's make a group with "gucchokinpa".
I understand.
Let's make a group with "gucchokinpa".
It may change a little.
I will beat you up.
(Laughter)
What should we do?
(Laughter)
Let's say goodbye with "gucchokinpa".
Yes.
Let's say goodbye with "gucchokinpa".
This doesn't work, so it's better to just stick to the pair that already worked, isn't it?
Let's say goodbye with "gucchokinpa".
Oh, I'm sorry.
Let's say goodbye with "gucchokinpa".
What? "choki" is strange.
But I'll do my best with Kanae-san and Hiroshi- san.
Oh, that's right!
I'll do my best.
First of all, who will do it?
Yes, that's right.
Representative, you will be the champion.
Yes!
Which one is good?
The first one is good.
Then, the second one?
The second one is good.
Yes, that's right.
The order and the pair have been decided, so we will do "jota okoshi".
This "jota okoshi" has a limited time of 20 seconds.
We will compete for how many times we can do this.
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready!
Then, let's start!
Ready, go!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty!
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen!
You still have a lot of time!
How many seconds?
Fifteen seconds?
Fifteen seconds, yes!
Yes!
This is pretty heavy, so I don't think you can lift it up.
Here we go!
Ready...
Go!
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Are you serious?!
Eight...
Nine...
Ten...
Are you serious?!
Eleven...
Twelve...
Thirteen...
Fourteen...
Fifteen...
Sixteen...
Seventeen...
Eighteen...
Wow!
That's amazing!
That's really amazing!
Wow!
That's really amazing!
It's still ripping!
Nineteen...
Ah!
Thank you very much!
Yay!
This is crazy!
This is definitely crazy, but...
Really...
I'm tired...
Okay, let's go!
Okay!
Okay, Katsue...
Okay!
Ready...
Go!
Nine...
Eight...
Seven...
Five...
Six...
Five...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
Ten...
Eleven...
Twelve...
Thirteen...
Fourteen...
Fifteen...
Sixteen...
Seventeen...
Eighteen...
Nineteen...
Are you serious?!
What are you doing?!
Huh?!
What are you doing?!
I'm on your side!
Ah!
It's hot!
I want to go!
I just finished!
Ah!
Can you do it a little more?
Egashira-san, are you ready?
Yes!
Then, ready, start!
One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten! Eleven! Twelve!
Ah!
If you try to push me, I'll do like this.
If you do like this, I'll definitely punch you.
Egashira-san, it's the twelfth time.
You are really weak.
Hahaha! We couldn't do it.
We did it seriously.
Hahaha!
Ah!
She is amazing!
She is very athletic.
Are you okay?
Yes!
Let's do it!
Ready, start!
One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten! Eleven! Twelve! Thirteen! Fourteen! Fifteen!
Wow! Sixteen!
- Maybe it's a fly. - No, it's not a fly!
This guy is amazing again!
- Wow! My stomach is already breaking! - My stomach is breaking!
- Wow! - Let's go!
Ready! Start!
One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten! Eleven! Twelve! Thirteen!
Fourteen! Fifteen! Sixteen! Seventeen! Eighteen! Wow! Nineteen!
- Wow! - Wow!
- I learned new skills here. - Amazing!
- Sports is all about skills. - Yes.
- The winner of "Jyotai Okoshi" is... - Yeah!
- Hara-chan and Karen! - Wow!
- The winner of "Jyotai Okoshi" is... - Wow!
- Let's play "Jyotai Okoshi" one last time! - Yeah!
- We'll play in the same pair and in the same order. - Same pair...
- I'm nervous! - We're the worst!
- We'll measure your height from the floor. - Yeah!
- Igashira-san will measure it for you. - Yeah!
- Thank you! - I didn't know you had these skills!
- I got it! - Thank you!
- Is it possible? - Wow! I've never done it before!
- If it's just a little bit, stay still. - Okay! I'll do my best!
- Let's go! - Okay!
- Ready, go! - Okay!
- 54cm! - Wow!
- 54cm! - We don't know the standard, so we'll start with 54cm. - Okay!
- Wow! - It's really soft!
- Wow! It's coming! - It's coming!
- Thank you, God! - Wow!
- I think it's hard to do! - I think it's hard to do!
- Yeah, I think so, too. - Okay!
- Ready, go! - Wow!
- 70cm!
- Wow!
- 70cm doesn't matter!
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
- Okay, it's our turn. - Okay!
- Okay, do it! - I'm nervous!
- Wow! - Wow!
- This angle is amazing! - Yes, it is!
- Wait a second! - Okay!
- Here you go! - Thank you!
- Here you go, Kazuya! - Go for it!
- Okay! - Wow! 56cm!
- Wow! - 56cm!
It looks lower because it's Cyber Japan, but it's really low for ordinary people.
It hurts a little!
How do you do this?
How do you hold your hand?
Behind you.
Like this?
Yes.
Let's go!
Yes, please.
Let's go!
Yes.
It hurts.
I got a score.
It's too much.
Too much?
I'm sorry.
Yes!
Thank you!
Cute.
I got a score for every muscle cell.
Ms. Ikeshi got a score of 15 cm.
We are the worst.
Let's go, athlete.
Wow!
It's close.
Let's go!
Ready, start!
61 cm!
Wow!
70 cm is amazing!
Can you do it, athlete?
Ready, start!
71 cm!
Wow!
My body is going to break.
Wow!
Anti-animal.
You are a yoga teacher.
Ms. Hara got a score of 70 cm.
Wow!
Ms. Hara got a score of 70 cm.
Wow!
Mr. Egashira has been re-elected this year.
Hey! Was it me?
Yes, you were.
So, the meeting is over.
What?
First of all, I'd like to announce the re-elected candidates.
The re-elected candidates?
The re-elected candidates are...
Mr. Katsue!
Wow!
And the fifth place goes to...
me, Haruka!
Wow!
And the fourth place goes to...
Mr. Egashira!
Wow!
The third place goes to...
Miyabi-chan!
The second place goes to...
Mr. Karen!
And the first place goes to...
me, Hara-chan!
Wow!
So, Hara-chan has been re-elected.
So, Mr. Egashira...
I'm counting on you.
What?!
I'm in the fourth place!
Why?!
Hey!
What are you bringing?!
You!
Don't mess with me!
It's hot!
This is a receipt!
Eat a hamburger!
I can eat more.
Eat a hamburger!
That's enough!
It's time for me to work!